Monday, May 17News That Matters

ULPT; if you ever need to get out of a days work call in sick at the last minute before you start and tell them you broke a tooth eating your breakfast and have to go to the dentist, tell them you hope to be in by lunch time and then before lunch say you’re actually in a bit of pain and won’t be in

Best thing is the next day if they ask you can stick your hand in your mouth and blubber "this one back here"

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