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Super Pussy

An old lady at a nursing home was known to sneak out of her room at night. She snuck out after midnight, lifted up her dress. She yells, "Super Pussy".The orderlies get her back to her room. The next night she sneaks out again. She lifts up her dress and yells "Super Pussy". They finally wrestle her back into her room. The third night, there's a little old man in a wheelchair in the hall. She sneaks out again. She again yells, "Super Pussy" and lifts up her dress. The old man in the wheelchair is drooling. Looks up at her and says, "I think I'll have the soup!".

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