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Pooping in the dark is superior to having the lights on.

I get weird looks at work after I take my morning poop without the lights on, as no light usually means no one is in there. But alas, they jiggle the handle and I’m in there. Every morning at 8:15am. Like clockwork.

It’s simply more relaxing to poop in the dark. Using the restroom should be an enjoyable time, make the best of it. Relax those tired eyes.

Make sure your phone is handy or you can reach the light switch, so you can see to wipe and clean your hands.

Yes, I’m currently pooping at work with the lights off.

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