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Used to think a lot of these stories were exaggerated

Used to think a lot of these stories were exaggerated

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Then it happened to me a couple days ago. I had my kid with me, albeit trailing a bit behind. But I was in dollar general, wearing a black band shirt and jeans. Old man comes walking kinda towards me and I glanced up at him and hear him say “What aisle is the coffee in?” I was already looking back down at the cereal then looked back up and noticed he was staring right at me. I just kinda stared back like wtf..? Then it basically punched him in the face. Like flinched back and everything “OH MY- I’m so sorry you don’t work here?” “Hahaha no I don’t, but the coffee is just over there.” Was so awkward. submitted by /u/themfgimp [link] [comments]
LPT: Always have a contingency plan in place

LPT: Always have a contingency plan in place

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Something my Dad always taught me. He always told me to have a "Plan B" worked out. The biggest reason for telling me this was so that I would never feel "stuck" in whatever job I was working. It's a terrible feeling when you realize you are putting up with a job, rather than enjoying it. Knowing you have another path takes away some of the anxiety. submitted by /u/corneliusthunderfoot [link] [comments]
Reddit has one of the stupidest communities out of any social media platform.

Reddit has one of the stupidest communities out of any social media platform.

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Reddit's community is braindead and hypocritical. If you share an opinion slightly different than someone else, they flame you, and downvote you to shit. They constantly talk about other platforms stealing their very funny "memes" than they will post a screenshot of a tweet. You can't have a political opinion, or just a different opinion in general or the sweaty neck beard reddit community will flame you. The whole community is just braindead and hypocritical. submitted by /u/Nah_chief [link] [comments]
LPT: How to deal with morning wood

LPT: How to deal with morning wood

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Basically for men it can lead to many uncomfortable situations and to deal with it just flex a muscle in your arms for about a minute, blood will rush there and it will go away. This has helped me alot in daily life ever since I got it from reddit and I hope it helps you too submitted by /u/SillyRefrigerators [link] [comments]
Kink shaming SHOULD be a thing

Kink shaming SHOULD be a thing

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I notice a lot of times nowadays where you arent allowed to say anything is wrong anymore. For anyone who falls into these catagories im sorry? but he wre go. If you are in to loli's your weird,if you are in to gore your weird(actually please seek help if your into gore theres a whole subreddit for it and its really disturbing) if you are in to scat (your a frickin weirdo), if you think sexual assault scenarios are hot(your a weirdo) submitted by /u/thiccoranges [link] [comments]
LPT: “de gustibus non disputandem est” or, “there is no arguing over taste”

LPT: “de gustibus non disputandem est” or, “there is no arguing over taste”

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It's important to remember that personal preferences are just subjective opinions that can't be right or wrong. Everyone wastes their time when they argue "taste" as if it were right or wrong. The reason this is a life pro tip: especially on Reddit, but also elsewhere in life, arguing over taste is a waste of your time, an avenue to stress, and not worth souring friendships over. I think Maracuya Ice Cream (i.e., passionfruit) is the best ice cream flavor in existence. But this is literally an "un-arguable" point. You might think chocolate takes the cake. We cannot dispute that my favorite is what it is, and that yours is what it is. Save yourself the time and headaches, and remember that there is no arguing over taste. I really wanted to flair this with foo...
I shouldn’t have to go out of my way to combat climate change when there are billionaires who produce more CO2 in a year than I do in my lifetime

I shouldn’t have to go out of my way to combat climate change when there are billionaires who produce more CO2 in a year than I do in my lifetime

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Bill gates produces about 8,000 metric tons of carbon a year, mostly from flying. Elon Musk produces just under 3,000 metric tons of carbon every year. In 2017 the United States military produced 59 million metric tons of carbon. So until the people who are actually damaging our earth are held responsible and stop emitting so much CO2 I will continue to do the bare minimum because no matter how much I actually try to combat climate change it will have absolutely no effect on the actual problem. submitted by /u/JBDanes12 [link] [comments]
LPT: Never prank a sleeping person, not even the harmless ones. After suddenly waking up our brain is in total survival mode for a few seconds, could lead to an accident any day.

LPT: Never prank a sleeping person, not even the harmless ones. After suddenly waking up our brain is in total survival mode for a few seconds, could lead to an accident any day.

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Recently my friend's sister tried to prank her while she was sleeping. Basically her sister wore a weird dress and was calling her name from the dark. My friend got so scared that after waking up, she threw the clock at her, led to an injury, bleeding, and stiches. Be careful! submitted by /u/MeteorFalls297 [link] [comments]
ULPT; if you ever need to get out of a days work call in sick at the last minute before you start and tell them you broke a tooth eating your breakfast and have to go to the dentist, tell them you hope to be in by lunch time and then before lunch say you’re actually in a bit of pain and won’t be in

ULPT; if you ever need to get out of a days work call in sick at the last minute before you start and tell them you broke a tooth eating your breakfast and have to go to the dentist, tell them you hope to be in by lunch time and then before lunch say you’re actually in a bit of pain and won’t be in

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Best thing is the next day if they ask you can stick your hand in your mouth and blubber "this one back here" submitted by /u/AArocc [link] [comments]