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One day during a war….

One day during a war….

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A tall, strong and handsome Roman soldier broke into a house where he found two luscious maidens and their matronly nurse. Chuckling with glee, he roared, "Prepare thyselves for a conquest, my pretties." The lovely girls fell to their knees and pleaded with him, "Do with us as thou wilt, O Roman, but spare our faithful old nurse." "Shut thy mouth," snapped the old nurse. "War is war." submitted by /u/bot_10 [link] [comments]