Monday, September 20News That Matters

Blithering Idiots

Customer: "Can I get the whitebait? As a starter"

Me: Sure

Custromer: "And… also the calamari. Starter. As a starter"

Me: Absolutely

Customer: "Then we'll have two beefburgers"

Me: Great, would you –

Customer "Do they come with chips?"

Me internally: it literally says they come with chips

Me externally: Oh of course

Customer: "Can that all come at the same time?"

Me: So you don't want the starters to be actual starters

(internally) like you just specifically said

Customer: "Can we also get a starter? Can we get nachos?"

Me (internally): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me (externally): Yep

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