Customer: "Can I get the whitebait? As a starter"
Custromer: "And… also the calamari. Starter. As a starter"
Customer: "Then we'll have two beefburgers"
Me: Great, would you –
Customer "Do they come with chips?"
Me internally: it literally says they come with chips
Me externally: Oh of course
Customer: "Can that all come at the same time?"
Me: So you don't want the starters to be actual starters
(internally) like you just specifically said
Customer: "Can we also get a starter? Can we get nachos?"
Me (internally): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me (externally): Yep